The Giants are awesome, the Jets are about to unleash some pent-up frustration on the Bills, the Knicks are starting their season soon, the Rangers are freaking good all of a sudden, and nobody cares, because it's all about the Yankees right now. How could it not be? Here's the week that just happened — balloon-boy-free, we promise.
It's the three-word sentence edition!
Next week, there will be actual sports. See you then, or before then, depending on how many pain pellets Zeus drops on Yankee Stadium.