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The Giants are awesome, the Jets are about to unleash some pent-up frustration on the Bills, the Knicks are starting their season soon, the Rangers are freaking good all of a sudden, and nobody cares, because it's all about the Yankees right now. How could it not be? Here's the week that just happened — balloon-boy-free, we promise.

It's the three-word sentence edition!

The Yankees swept.
A-Rod made good.
Baseball wasn't played.
The Jets lost.
The Knicks rest.
The Rangers scored.
Bobby Abreu walks.
Rain brings sadness.
Hoops fans conflicted.

Next week, there will be actual sports. See you then, or before then, depending on how many pain pellets Zeus drops on Yankee Stadium.