Presenting the Photo That Will Accompany All Internet Stories About Derek Jeter’s Eventual Contract
Photo: Splash News
That's Jeter on the set of an upcoming Will Ferrell–Mark Wahlberg movie called The Other Guys, in which the Yankees captain makes a cameo as a homeless version of himself. (We were all over this in Party Lines yesterday.) In this photo, he's begging for money on Coney Island years after Wahlberg's character (a cop) mistakenly shoots him in the leg. Get it? It's funny because he's rich!

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