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The Centaur Speaks! (Kind Of)

Can't get enough of A-Rod the centaur? Worry not: There's now a fake A-Rod Centaur Twitter feed. It was inevitable. Our favorites so far? "I heard Swish call Mike Everitt 'horses--t' in the second inning. I was like, 'excuse me?'" "CC looks a little rattled. Maybe I'll go to the mound and offer him a sugar cube. Works for me." "One other thing: today was drug-testing day. You should've seen the look on the collector's face when I had to give a urine sample." [IAmCentaur/Twitter]

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Photo: Photo-illustration: Mary-Louise Price