For the record, we're going to use that headline construction every week until a New York sports team other than the Yankees does something worthwhile, or baseball starts again. So look forward to "The Week That's Nine Weeks After the Yankees Won the World Series" headlines in January. Won't that be fun?

Anyway, here's what "happened":

The Giants continued to fall apart.
LeBron made a friendly visit. Then he stopped talking.
Isiah Thomas coached again, kind of.
We talked to the Strat-O-Matic guy.
Bernie Madoff, the Mets jacket.
Eddy Curry began his slow disappearance.
Sigh, Scott Boras.
We went way too in-depth about college hoops in the city.
Derek Jeter, ACTING!

That's all for us, kids. We'll see you on Monday, wearing jean shorts.