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Andy Bernard Had an Excellent Evening at the Garden

Just when we were back to getting excited about St. John’s, they dropped a tough one last night in the Holiday Festival championship. To whom did they lose? Take it away, Nard Dog:

“Let me tell you a little story. When I was 17, I was wait-listed at my No. 1 school. Even though I was a legacy, and I had like a thousand extracurriculars — mostly drama, madrigals, barbershop club — I was wait-listed. Did I wait on that list? No, I did not. I busted into the admissions office, and I sang them all the reasons they should admit me to the school. And guess what? I. Got. In. And here’s the kicker. That school? Cornell.”

Andy Bernard Had an Excellent Evening at the Garden