There are things that happened, and this is a chronicle of those. And we hope that you like it, but we know that some of you won't ... but you know we're gonna go ahead and try anyway.
People with names:
Eli Manning has a foot owwie.
Rob was found.
Lawrence Frank, canned.
Antonio Pierce ended his Giants career. (Probably.)
Alex Rodriguez didn't need surgery after all.
Ari Fleischer did the Iraqi prime-minister thing.
Richard Sandomir, taking out punks.
Dereck Whittenburg, canned.
And we started our big Tour of NYC College Hoops. Those are all things that happened. We shall see you Monday.