The wait is over. Any minute now, Tiger Woods is going to pop his head out from his hole, and we will learn if there will be six more weeks of winter. That's how that works, right? Anyway, as you surely know if you have any cable channel on right now, Tiger's about to take "questions" from the "media" for the first time since a tree attacked his environmentally unconscionable sport-utility vehicle last November. This is the credentialed golf media, so expect questions about his swing, his stamina, his focus, and whether or not there have been any "distractions." Do not expect questions about "stage fright." This will be a carefully controlled environment, which is to say, it's pretty much like every aspect of Tiger Woods's life other than the ones where he had sex with so many women that quantifying them would require scientific notation. Anyway, enjoy the show.
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