Approach No. 1: The always amazing Flip Flop Fly Ball's helpful map of "Bradenia," where the monarch is King Dallas I and the only visa requirement is "not being A-Rod." And approach No. 2, in which Tracy Ringolsby refers to A-Rod's stepping on the mound as an "act of arrogance" demonstrating his "inability to show respect to the game and its participants," and suggests Braden "send him a message" next time he faces him. See if you can guess which one we think is blowing this totally out of proportion!
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