In something that we’re fairly certain will get a lot of play on the HBO Hard Knocks show this summer, Jets coach Rex Ryan has challenged a few players to a weight-loss contest for charity. Kris Jenkins and Damien Woody will try to drop pounds at a rate higher than the coach. Of course, Ryan just had lap-band surgery in March, which we’re pretty sure is cheating. Anyway, look for the ongoing plotline of fat men become slightly, imperceptibly less fat.