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You Want Goals? Portugal Has Some Goals for You

As if just to make North Korea's welcome back home after the World Cup more difficult than it already was, Portugal blasted out seven goals in a 7–0 win over Korea DPR, essentially clinching a spot in the second round. We hope everyone frustrated by the lack of goals got up early enough to watch it. In the second game today, Chile took advantage of a ten-man Switzerland team to win 1–0; they're not officially in yet, but this puts them close. We'll have a big breakdown of all the groups this afternoon, after the Spain-Honduras matchup, but for now, gross Americans, enjoy your goals. Pffft.

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