He's going to take his talents to South Beach, he said. LeBron James just announced that he will be a member of the Miami Heat, playing with Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and, uh, some other people. We here in New York are sad he isn't coming here, but it's nothing compared to what's going on in Cleveland this very second. You now have your least favorite team in the NBA.
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