In a potential move that seems to exist solely to boost the ratings of "Hard Knocks," the Jets are reportedly interested in signing Terrell Owens. It has to be HBO, because football-wise, the Jets have enough characters hanging around; they especially don't need one whose best football days are a few years behind him. The "source" tells ESPN's Adam Schefter there's a "20 percent" chance of the Jets signing him, which seems awfully low for ESPN to make a big stink of this, but then again we're writing about it now, so there you have it. By the way, never forget: Terrell Owens was in a porn film once.
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