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isiah is immortal

The Knicks Would Like to Set the Record Straight on Isiah

The Knicks would like to make this as clear as possible, so there is no confusion, so you can continue to watch Knicks basketball without rioting in the streets, so you can continue to enjoy your life: Isiah Thomas is not coming back. Let's get 'er explicit here: "There's no job for him there now." So there. Wait. Is that a now there? Get rid of that "now"! That statement should say, "We will never hire anyone with the names 'Isiah' or 'Thomas,' let alone a combination of the two. Never. N-E-V-E-R." We can't believe this wasn't done years ago, frankly.

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