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Fine, Fine, Here’s a Brett Favre Post

We did everything in our power yesterday to avoid writing about Brett Favre, because we will never believe he is retired until he chops off all his limbs and lives in a crate like Boxing Helena. Plus, we found that people went crazy enough yesterday; Brett Favre news is to ESPN what Shark Week and heroin are to the rest of America. Anyway, Favre is somehow waffling yet again, which means ... God, it's depressing just writing this, so we can't imagine how depressing it is to read. Anyway: Crocs, we guess? No more Brett Favre here until the arm-and-leg chopping happens.

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