Today in Carmelo Anthony news: Renowned Knick non-employee Isiah Thomas has told James Dolan -- they're pals -- that the Nuggets forward has personally "told him he intends to sign with the Knicks." We are certain that Isiah, and Isiah solely, is the person who Carmelo has secretly told everything to. That makes total sense. The only human who might believe this is Dolan. Seriously: Shut up, Isiah.
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