In the monologue split over two videos below — a monologue you suspect Russo's been writing in his head for decades — he talks about all the heartache the Giants had caused over the years (thus accounting for its eighteen-minute run time), and how his team's fortunes finally changed. Said the Mad Dog: "Hey, I'm a lucky guy. I got four good kids ... I got a nice job ... And now I got a world's championship."
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