On Saturday night, the Heat knocked off the Celtics in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, setting up an NBA Finals matchup with the Western Conference champion Thunder. And though Kevin Durant and company took Game 1 on Tuesday night, the Heat responded with a Game 2 victory last night, gaining home-court advantage as the series shifts to Miami. But what happened this week that didn't involve a one-time man-child?
The Kings won the Stanley Cup.
The Giants took a risk by placing Jake Ballard on waivers, and he was claimed by New England.
Zach Parise said there's "no way" he'd sign with the Rangers as a free agent.
The USMNT tied the Guatemala in World Cup qualifying.
We acknowledged the 25th anniversary of TV Roger McDowell spitting on Seinfeld's Kramer and Newman.
That's it for us. Have a great weekend.