The Twelve Grossest Characters Who Get Laid Constantly
While surfing around to determine whether Flo "Kiss My Grits" Castleberry did in fact qualify as a cougar (long story, next week's essay), I came across this list on the blog TVMunchies: the Twelve Grossest TV Characters Who Get Laid Constantly.
Which should have offended me — so mean! So, uh, weightist! — except that it was funny and perversely accurate.