(Photo: Spencer Heyfron )

Paul Schwab (left)
Teacher

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You were already drunk when you got here, weren’t you?
Oh, yeah. We had White Russians on the train from Connecticut.

Was there much prep time involved in the costume?
Two days ago, I took a few close-ups from the movie to the barber and said, “Make it happen.”
—Marty Szpak (right)
Sewer-and-Drain Specialist