(Photo: Spencer Heyfron )

Why did you dress up as Jesus?
Two reasons. No. 1, he’s the character I most resemble physically, and No. 2, he’s the funniest. I like Walter, but I don’t think a skinny six-foot, 160-pound guy can pull off a John Goodman character.
—Dave Anfora (right)
Pilot

Highlight of the night?
On the subway here, my sister and I were sitting next to each other—she as the Dude and I as Jesus—and this guy shouts, “Dude!” And then I turn around and he goes, “Nice Jesus!” That’s validation right there.
—Andrea Perkins (left)
College Professor