It seems you’re into black cats.
I own one. His name is Behemoth.
Is he actually a behemoth?
Yes, he’s a Maine coon mix, and he has seven toes on each foot.
Were you specifically in the market for a seven-toed cat?
It was kind of a bonus. I certainly had dreams of one day owning one. Then I found him on Petfinder, and I was like, Sold!
Do you have a lot of cat getups, or is this more for Halloween?
I have a couple of cat shirts. I try to collect good ones that aren’t quite tipping toward scary cat-lady land.
What will you be for Halloween? Pris from Blade Runner: nude leotard, huge gauze sheet over my head, probably dying my hair blond, some futuristic-looking makeup.
He always wears a white bow tie, so I think he’s set.