My dad got it for me.
Do you wear it a lot?
No. I wore it on Halloween and now here. I just wanted to be different so no one could think I’m a real person.
Does everyone think you’re a superhero?
No. Did you know they’re not real, superheroes?
Yep, superheroes aren’t real; they don’t even have superpowers.
Huh. See anything cool at the museum?
I just went dancing.
What did you dance to? Electronic music. Like robots.
Where’d you learn to dance like that?
I just made it up.
Do you dance with girls?
—Carter Adams, Kindergartener