What are you all up to today?
Michelle: I’m in town for my sons’ 25th birthdays.
Are you guys fraternal twins?
Arthur: Yes, and as we’ve gotten older, I think we look less alike.
How about your similarities?
Alex: We were both competitive ski racers, attended rival boarding schools, and then rival colleges, UNC and Duke.
Arthur: Also we have the same taste in girls.
Michelle: The last two girls they dated looked alike: blonde-cheerleader types.
Arthur: We’ll never say which girl is prettier. That’s twin code.