“If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier — unfortunately.”

“I am a complete alcoholic. It used to be so easy to say to someone, 'Get me a bottle of vodka,' and they'd run and get it. Going to rehab was the best decision I ever made.”

“Where are you ever going to find another job where you don‘t have a boss or responsibilities, really, except to get on an airplane and just show up? It‘s a bit worrying.”

“You get to smoke at work. You make lots of money.”

“A lot of people say it‘s nice to see someone who won‘t break in half when you touch them.”