“A lot of people say it‘s nice to see someone who won‘t break in half when you touch them.”

“If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier — unfortunately.”

“I am a complete alcoholic. It used to be so easy to say to someone, 'Get me a bottle of vodka,' and they'd run and get it. Going to rehab was the best decision I ever made. ”

“Where are you ever going to find another job where you don‘t have a boss or responsibilities, really, except to get on an airplane and just show up? It‘s a bit worrying.”

“You get to smoke at work. You make lots of money.”