BIONIC WOMAN
NBC; premieres September 26 (9 p.m.).
60%
Because it’s from the people behind Battlestar Galactica …
28%
… and unlike the first Jamie Sommers, this one’s got bionic eyes and ears …
12%
… and she’s Lee Majors–free.
Best case: Buffy meets RoboCop.
Worst case: Manimal in drag.
DIRTY SEXY MONEY
ABC; premieres September 26 (10 p.m.).
45%
Because it’s the return of the dishy nighttime soap …
35%
… and the dishy Peter Krause …
20%
… and Donald Sutherland, which makes Kiefer the second-sexiest Sutherland on TV.
Best case: Dynasty on the UES.
Worst case: Central Park West on the UES.