“Now I know how I can get back at my friend Raymond for always stealing my hat: Squirt freezing-cold water at him from my skateboard and wreck his life!” —Devin Irizarry, 13
“If I bring this to sleepaway camp in Brazil, I won’t fill it with ice cubes. Our summer is their winter—I’ll use warm water instead.” —Luiza Chevres, 9
Nerf Super Soaker Arctic Shock water blaster with ice-cube vessel
$30 at Mary Arnold Toys, 1010 Lexington Ave., nr. 72nd St.; 212-744-8510.