“I would only be able to use this outside if I tried not to hit anybody in the face. That’s why video games are better: They can’t accidentally hit someone in the face. Unless you’re playing a Wii sword game.” —Josiah Negron, 13
Sky Ripperz slingshot
$22 for three at Toys ’R’ Us, 35-40 48th St., nr. Northern Blvd., Long Island City; 718-937-8697.