“Your money's too young. See me when it gets older.”

“I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.”

“Males shouldn't be jealous. That's a female trait.”

“We tip the waiter a hundred dollars to keep the ice cold.”

“Women run around too much these days to suit me. They meet all kinds of crazy fish.”

“I like a girl who spend a little cash for her shoes.”

“It takes two to make an accident.”

“His shirts, piled like bricks in stacks a dozen high.”

“No, no, don't thank me. This is just how my suit is stitched.”

“I sell ice in the winter. I sell fire in hell.”