Here’s what landed in our in-box today, as reality-TV finally begins to eat itself:
My name is Danielle and I am the casting producer for Magical Elves which does Project Runway, Project Greenlight, Last Comic Standing, Top Chef ect [sic]. We are doing a new show described below looking for the best producers nationwide to compete for a huge prize. Please read the show description below and let me know if you would ever be interested in trying out for something like this or if you know anyone that would be great! If so, please send me your resume, a picture, and your current contact information. Thanks!
AMERICA’S NEXT PRODUCER
Think you have what it takes to be the next Jerry Bruckheimer, James Brooks, JJ Abrams or Mark Burnett? Then we want to hear from you!
AMERICA’S NEXT PRODUCER is a new reality competition series for TV Guide Channel seeking the Television Producer that will bring America the next generation of hit shows! Brought to you from the Executive Producers of Project Runway and Top Chef, contestants will compete in a series of innovative challenges that showcase their talent. One visionary will emerge from the pack to win the ultimate TV production deal, including $100,000 cash, a production office in Hollywood, and a first-look deal with TV Guide Channel! Just out of school, an industry veteran, or YouTube enthusiast? If you are serious about production and looking for your big break APPLY NOW.
There is no joke left to make.