Seems the media-ethicists at Radar Online are confused by it; they feel the magazine made insufficiently clear that the single tear rolling down Reagan’s face — an homage, we presume, to the don’t-litter Native American of TV-commercial fame — was added to the Gipper’s photo. It’s a fair complaint. And so to those who are confused, we’ll make it explicit: The tear was added. Also to clarify in case you’re further flummoxed: Colin Farrell was not actually photographed smoking in bed in his boxers while a blonde dozed behind him, Tom Cruise was not actually punctured with arrows while wearing briefs and white button-down, and George W. Bush did not actually bestow the Medal of Honor on Paris Hilton. But the storm clouds over Cheney’s head last week? Totally real.
“Lacks even basic diplomatic skills”
“Please show more respect”
“An insult to the royal house”
“A spoiled child”
“Trump lives on another planet”