Bobby Kennedy Jr. says he and his uncle Ted aren’t as opposed to the proposed Cape Cod wind farm as a book says they are. Liza Minnelli and Isle Werther are fighting over a dress. Barneys creative director Simon Doonan is happy to be a “card-carrying fag.” Boxing will go upscale when three Ford models replace the traditional ring girls at the upcoming welterweight championship at MSG. Former Justin Timberlake flame Cameron Diaz and current Justin Timberlake flame Jessica Biel will both be at the MTV Movie Awards, which may be awkward. Adam Carolla noted that Rosie O’Donnell is a fat female lesbian, and thus has “triple coverage as a minority.” President Bush’s chief domestic policy adviser, Karl Zinzmeister, reportedly said he’d never hire another woman because they “just get pregnant and leave.” Dean McDermott broke up with girlfriend Mary Jo Eustace via “Page Six.”
Christopher Hitchens and an Orthodox Jew almost got into a fistfight during Hitchens’s God Is Not Great book tour. Kate Hudson partied in New York without Owen Wilson. Nicole Richie’s mom is in the hospital, but Nicole hasn’t visited because the two aren’t getting along. Michelle Williams waited for her girlfriend at Alice’s Tea Cup for an hour. Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova, stars of indie hit Once, are now dating. Cindy Adams would like you to know that she spent her Memorial Day weekend on the Orient Express between Czechoslovakia and Paris. (Though she neglects to mention that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country.) The status of Brian Grazer’s divorce is still unclear.