Handler is genuinely trying to be self-effacing, but, boy, is it coming out all wrong. So what sent Handler on this self-reassessing jag in the first place? A Website, it turns out, that he and his wife “have recently become obsessed with … you plug in the amount of money you made in a year and find out where you stand.” The site, which goes unnamed in the essay, is Global Rich List. (If you’re making $25,000 a year, incidentally, you’re already in the top 10th percentile.) The site’s creators wanted to make people realize how rich they are so that maybe they’d give some of their wealth to charity. Funny, it just made us want to download the next Lemony Snicket movie from BitTorrent.