Paris Hilton has landed a starring role in a movie set in the year 2056, “when a plague nearly destroys the human race and survival is dependent upon being able to finance a pricey organ transplant.” Anne Hathaway got into a fight with her boyfriend (who is being sued by Ron Burkle) during a screening of her movie in East Hampton, but she stayed with him at the after-party until the cops shut it down at 1 a.m. Madonna strolled into the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue without checking in. Tyra Banks and her family ate at Serendipity 3. The two assistants from Jane who were cast in SoapNet’s Fashionista Diaries have been moved to CosmoGirl. Usher’s pregnant girlfriend, whom he was slated to marry on Saturday until a last-minute cancellation, checked into a hospital for “pregnancy complications,” though it may just be a ploy to get him back. Ivana Trump is set to get married for a third time, to Rossano Rubicondi.
Mark Ronson is doing a dance remix of a classic Bob Dylan song. Michael Lohan dropped his demand that estranged wife Dina be tested for drugs before having contact with Lindsay’s siblings. John Mayer is one of the new faces of the Gap. Adam Sandler has been spotted without his wedding ring, though his rep says it’s no big deal. Sean Penn gave some love advice to a bride-to-be in Miami. The trial of Ted Maher, the nurse of convicted of murdering multibillionaire Edmond Safra in 1999 in Monte Carlo, was fixed, according to his lawyer. A “Welcome to Willieville” jingle plays at the gate of Wilmer Valderrama’s home in Southern California. Courteney Cox and David Arquette hosted a brunch at their Malibu pad for Jennifer Aniston, George Clooney, and Sacha Baron Cohen. John Edwards and his family vacationed on a lake in New Hampshire, though without any security.
