Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie laughed at a Best Western sign on 49th and Lex. Jennifer Aniston bought a condo in the financial-district building that used to house the Chase Manhattan Bank office. Secret Service agents protecting Jenna Bush while she taped an appearance on The Early Show mistakenly locked themselves out of their car. Russian billionaire heiress Anna Anisimova debuted her new breasts at Russell Simmons’s surprise birthday party. In Touch wanted to run the story, “Is Angelina Jolie Pregnant,” so they bought up a bunch of pictures of her with a flat stomach so no one else could use them. Production on Sex and the City the movie had to be stopped a few times because Evan Handler, a.k.a. Charlotte’s bald husband, had the chronic hiccups.
Charlie Sheen sent Denise Richards some lewd, nasty e-mails and visited gay-pornography sites when the couple was married, according to court documents filed by Richards. DNA co-discoverer and Nobel Prize winner James Watson wants to devote the rest of his life to curing cancer. Anna Nicole Smith baby daddy Larry Birkhead may have an agreement in principle for a TV reality show. Two-year-old Violet Affleck, like dad Ben, is a Red Socks fan. The pre-op transsexual star of Fox reality show There’s Something About Miriam won’t be promoting the show because she was thrown out of a third-story window of her home. College jam band O.A.R. were almost bombed while playing a show for soldiers in Iraq. Ed Scheetz, the 42-year-old CEO of Morgans Hotel Group, resigned after his 24-year-old girlfriend died of a cocaine and Oxycotin overdose in his Vegas hotel room. John Mayer and Minka Kelly “got cozy” after eating lunch together in West Hollywood. Chris Matthews says that the key to Giuliani’s campaign lies in what happens in Pennsylvania. Sean Penn and Helena Christensen dined at the Waverly Inn. Shoe designer Steve Madden and his wife just had twins. There are new nude photos of Kim Kardashian, except this time she’s underage. Neither Jude Law nor Michael Caine nor director Kenneth Branagh wore a tie to the premiere of their film Sleuth at the Plaza.