In the days before Rudy Giuliani was a poll-topping juggernaut, we always assumed that one look at the ex-mayor in one of his famous drag guises would be enough to give nightmares to about 20 percent of the voters he’d need to get elected. But the days tick by, the primaries are near, and nothing’s happening. Were we too cynical? Is the electorate enlightened enough to take the sight of its future president decked out like Dame Edna for the inconsequential joke it is? We didn’t bother with a poll. We went straight to the gaping maw of American idiocy: the YouTube comments section. Specifically, the 1,611 comments to a clip titled “Rudy Giuliani in Drag Smooching Donald Trump.” Herewith, the cream of the popular reaction (original orthography preserved, naturally).
• We got morons celebrating diversity when a group of gay morons parade through the streets thrusting their pelvis’s like Elivs’s, crossdressed to the hilt and yet this is a problem?
• I bet RUDY REALLY “DRESSES & MESSES” AT BOHEMIAN GROVE!!!!I I heard KISSINGER made RUDY DO THE “MOLOCH” in front of THE 40 FT. STONE OWL!!! Oh THOSE TRASHY, NASTY, LEWD MASS MURDERING, CHILD SACRIFICERS, WHAT WON’t THEY DO NEXT?
• This wants to be president? Sam Brownback will handily beat this man.
• I’m a liberal who lived in Kochs, Dinkens and Guillianis NYC, and Rudy did clean it up nicely. Friggin tripled the police force. However, I got busted for smoking pot outside the Bouche bar at 2 am, so that sucked.
• Rudy is not attractive as a woman at all! Now put Justin Timberlake in a miniskirt, and you have got the hotness!
• That’s great. Anyone with a sense of humor is worth a chance. Only a complete idiot asshole would think this would hurt his chances. Then again, the moonbat leftards who love the comment button don’t really know shit about reality so what else can we expect here but more bullshit?
• Now, the whore wants to become president! Former attorney general, chief law officer, as mayor, shipped off all of the forensic evidence of the 911 tragedy, to China! This bum is in cahoots with the purpetrators of the controlled demolition(s) at ground zero!!!
• Giuliani embraces “San Francisco Values”. Oh my!
• Oh, big deal! So Giuliani’s got a sense of humor. I still won’t vote for him, but not because of this.
• Mayor 911 LOLOLOL Presidential hopeful?! ROFLMAO
