Holy mother of Melissa. Photo: Getty Images
What would Joan Rivers ask the Pope if she had a moment with him?. We asked her last night before the opening of the new musical A Catered Affair. “Can I borrow your old robes?,” she replied. “They’re fabulous. I would make drapes. The stuff he must throw away. I could get myself ready for the red carpet for the next ten years with his leftovers.” —Tim Murphy
