It’s that time again! We’re looking for a place to huddle with like-minded souls as the fate of our fragile nation is batted between vice-presidential candidates Sarah Palin and Joe Biden like some kind of Nerf ball. If you know of any bars, clubs, theaters, private homes, or Winnebagos in the area that are screening the debate for an audience of strangers tonight, e-mail us at email@example.com. We’ll put up our list around 5:30ish.
It’s not time for finger-pointing. We know the problem. It’s been years of neglect, and in many cases it’s been these radical environmentalists that want nature to take its course.…You know what? This is on them.