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‘Ivanka’s Ours Now’

"Goonies are good enough, Blair."

The Jewish Chronicle is really pleased about Ivanka Trump’s final conversion to Judaism for Jared Kushner, and we mazel tov them for it. But, um, is it anti-Semitic to say that their headline is a little bit Emperor Palpatine? [Jewish Chronicle]

‘Ivanka’s Ours Now’