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UBS Wealth Management Cancels Holiday Party

"Rise, Army of Anubis!" (Sorry, what is WITH us today?)

UBS’ Wealth Management division has canceled their holiday party this year, because, as the department heads explain in a memo obtained by DealBreaker, they don’t see how they can “responsibly fund it in the current environment.” A few lines later, we sort of see why: “Consequently, we will donate a total of $100,000, a small portion of the cost of the party, to the two local charities…” Wait, really? $100,000 is a small portion of the cost of their annual holiday party? What’s in their pigs-in-a-blanket? [DealBreaker]

UBS Wealth Management Cancels Holiday Party