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Hot New Trend: Drawing Penises Only God Can See

The Huffington Post has the scoop on a hot new trend sweeping Great Britain: people drawing giant penises that are captured by Google Earth satellites. They appear in fields, on top of schools, and on the roofs of private homes all over the U.K. And yet, mysteriously, they all also seem to be circumsized. [HuffPo]

Hot New Trend: Drawing Penises Only God Can See