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Wait, What Happened With That Whole Lindsay Lohan Arrest-Warrant Thing?

Yesterday Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman, managed to quash the arrest warrant an L.A. court had issued for her and cannily discouraged further questions from the press with a method we’ve never seen before: She threw a complex, unsolvable word problem right in our math-challenged faces. “(Lindsay) had been in one program for a long time, had done very well in that program, left that program to go to another … 3 and at that other program there were just personality issues,” she told the Daily News. “It was much ado about nothing.” Hold on. Is the answer six?

Judge quashes Lindsay Lohan arrest warrant [NYDN]

Wait, What Happened With That Whole Lindsay Lohan Arrest-Warrant Thing?