All it took was a little shoe-leather detective work to catch the person responsible for last weekend’s bizarre arrow attack. Police were canvassing the area when they came upon Eric Collins, who (criminal mastermind he is not) started “sweating and shaking” under questioning. Turns out he had been moving into his new home on Sunday, and while unpacking his car, decided to take some target practice, during which his shot went through a fence and struck the woman now fondly known as Arrow Lady. Accident or not, Collins probably shouldn’t hold his breath waiting for a “Welcome to the Neighborhood” fruit basket. [NYDN]
