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Madonna and Jesus, Back in Town!

We thought we’d heard the last from newly signed Ford model Jesus Luz after Madonna left him behind to go after an even younger prize over in Malawi, but not so! The pop star met up with her Brazilian boy toy again in Manhattan this week, according to the London Sun:

[The pair] tucked into some Italian nosh at Morandi before leaving separately, only to link up once more in the back of Madge’s waiting car. Earlier in the evening, they were seen leaving the Kabbalah center, once again avoiding being pictured together. The pair have yet to confirm whether or not they are still an item, but the Brazilian model is certainly a dab hand at perking up his reported missus following her recent adoption woe.


We have no idea what a “dab hand” is, but it sounds like exactly the kind of thing you’d want a 22-year-old hunk of Brazilian beef to do to you.

Oh Jesus! This pair back on? [Sun]



We have no idea what a “dab hand” is, but it sounds like exactly the kind of thing you’d want a 22-year-old hunk of Brazilian beef to do to you.

Oh Jesus! This pair back on? [Sun]

Madonna and Jesus, Back in Town!