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George W. Bush Reflects on Life, Poop

Speaking at a high-school graduation in New Mexico yesterday, ex-president George W. Bush told of an introspective moment he had when his dog did its business on a neighbor’s lawn recently. “And there I was, former president of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand,” he said. “Life is returning back to normal.” At first we thought, “Wait, has he just been leaving his dog’s shits on the ground up to this point? Ugh, all those Easter Egg Rolls … ” But then we realized that “life is returning back to normal” for Bush in another way: He’s speaking at a high-school graduation in New Mexico. [HuffPo]

George W. Bush Reflects on Life, Poop