Jacqueline Standley, the mother of Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain, was arrested over the weekend for allegedly selling a one-gram baggie of methamphetamine to an undercover cop. (She was arrested, according to the Post, “in her apartment, which is cluttered with homemade shrines devoted to her son.” Awww.) You may recall that Joba, who is estranged from his mother, had his own run-in with the law not too long ago. But at least Harlan, Joba’s dad and the most lovable member of the Chamberlain clan, is still, to the best of our knowledge, clean. [NYP]
