This is a photo of new Jets QB Mark Sanchez, the USC star who left college this year to join the NFL. It’s from a beachwear spread in GQ, in which he poses scantily clad with an even more scantily clad Hilary Rhoda. We hear that the couple, who met on the set, have stayed in touch since then and (hopefully for the human race) have experimented with even further scantily cladness together. Sanchez will join Jets training camp this summer, and one can only imagine that part of his rookie hazing will involve being forced to wear these teensy-weensy lifeguard shorts over and over again.
Man, I love writing about sports.