When the Real Housewives of New Jersey began vying to usurp Ivana Trump’s title as the Queen of All That Is Over-the-Top Tacky and Insane, she faced two options: Creep to their houses in the middle of the night and Bedazzle their lips together whilst they sleep, or play her Trump card, as it were, by allowing People to photograph her in her tricked-out Upper East Side townhouse. She chose the latter, for which we are extremely grateful. “In each of my homes I have a leopard room,” she tells the magazine at one point. “I don’t know why, but I do.” That’s fine, Ivana: When something is this magical, one need not ask why. [People]
