When we read on Guest of a Guest that 21-year-old Liam McMullan was newly engaged, we heaved a sigh. Were we to do this item, we’d have to write a whole section about why you’re supposed to care about him in the first place. But, upon further investigation, we’ve decided that’s not even worth it. (If you don’t know who the kid is, read the Observer profile Spencer Morgan wrote about him a while back; it’s got everything in it, including sex migraines.) It’s not because Liam isn’t interesting, but because his fiancée, Aesha Waks, is completely stupendous. You won’t find out much about the 35-year-old brunette from her iMDB profile (except that she once starred in an independent film called Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God … Be Back by Five with Ione Skye and John Cryer), and on her personal website there isn’t much more than a couple of photos of her and Hillary Clinton. But on her MySpace Music page, there is a piece of spectacular visual and musical wizardry. Please watch — apparently this brand of music is called “strip hop.”
We’re all committed — I’m committed to make sure that we’ve got all of this cleaned out, and protected. Gotta take care of the floors, you know, the floors of the forest. It’s very important. You look at other countries where they do it differently, and, it’s a whole different story. I was with the president of Finland, and he said, “We have a, much different — we’re a forest nation.” He called it “a forest nation.” And they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things, and they don’t have any problem. And when it is, it’s a very small problem. So, uh, I know everybody’s looking at that. To that end. And it’s gonna work out. It’s gonna work out well.