As reported on Ivanka Trump’s not-officially-verified-but-c’mon-it’s-gotta-be-real Twitter page, mini-mogul Jared Kushner and the erstwhile shiksa have cut a deal and are making it legal. It must’ve been a terribly romantic affair, too,* judging from the stream of thoughts as they twittered through young Ivanka’s beautiful head (above). Daddy’s little girl!
*But we really do want to know about the ring, and the wedding, and the obnoxious wedding planner. Jason Binn, this is why you exist. Get cracking.