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Lloyd Blankfein Will Celebrate Awesome Q2 Results in His Own Way

Neither Lloyd Blankfein nor anyone else at Goldman Sachs has plans to celebrate our second quarter results,” Goldman Sachs spokesman Lukas van Praag told Cityfile, in a response to their query about what the big man was doing tonight to mark the occasion of kicking ass. Ha! That is a lie. Or maybe not. We guess CEO Blankfein knew about these results before anyone else, and he probably already celebrated….

And it looked something like this:

Lloyd Blankfein Will Celebrate Awesome Q2 Results in His Own Way